Wednesday, May 27, 2009
her wings are dumb, too
peanut butter and jelly
The Runaway
when a problem comes along, you must ask your parents permission
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
to waterboard or not to waterboard
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
im taking you down hasselbeck, in a steel cage
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
this isn't over cat!
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | M - Th 11p / 10c | |||
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I finally find the Keyboard Cat funny.
Fancy Nancy
a poem by Mike Huckabee
Here's a story about a lady named Nancy
A ruthless politician, but dressed very fancy
Very ambitious, she got herself elected Speaker
But as for keeping secrets, she proved quite a "leaker."
She flies on government planes coast to coast
And doesn't mind that our economy is toast
She makes the Air Force squire her in their military jets
There's room for her family, her staff, and even her pets.
Until now, she annoyed us, but her gaffes were mostly funny;
Even though it was painful to watch her waste our tax money.
But now her wacky comments are no laughing matter;
She's either unwilling to tell the truth, or she's mad as a hatter!
She sat in briefings and knew about enhanced interrogation;
But claims she wasn't there, and can't give an explanation.
She disparages the CIA and says they are a bunch of liars;
Even the press aren't buying it and they're stoking their fires.
I think Speaker Pelosi has done too much speaking;
And instead of her trashing our intelligence officials, it's her nose that needs tweaking.
If forced to believe whether the CIA and her colleagues in Congress are lying;
Or it's Speaker Pelosi whose credibility and career is dying.
I believe in the integrity of the men and women who sacrifice to keep us safe;
Not the woman who has been caught flat-footed, lying to our face.
I say it here and I say it rather clear-
It's time for Nancy Pelosi to resign and get out of here.
eugene levy and hagrid finally team up
my duster!
Monday, May 18, 2009
waitin' for a superman
Sunday, May 17, 2009
doesn't drip
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
360 on pot
Monday, May 11, 2009
Sunday, May 10, 2009
sorry, no naomi watts masterbation scenes
Saturday, May 09, 2009
i call them bunnies
Friday, May 08, 2009
Thursday, May 07, 2009
tetro
slaughter shack
I'm sure if you still watch MTV you've seen this (and that you are a
16 year old girl). While I will still not watch the MTV Movie Awards
this year, I feel somewhat of an obligation to post anything with Will
Arnette in it, especially something this funny.